What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

I have a black elbow sleeve leotard that I wear with sheer pantyhose. Should I keep my pants off and show my legs?

Goldfinger

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do you believe that it is right that one Federal judge can block a President's decisions?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

A View to a Kill

Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Which is the most liked web series in India?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why did Sumire's summoning Nue act strangely in response to Kawaki's karma?

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.